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RIP Common Sense

Thu Oct 22, 2009, 1:47 PM
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

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Feel free to copy the Common sense article to your own journal and spread the news ^^ and label it 'RIP Common Sense'

Poor Common Sense. We will miss you.

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  • Playing: Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days
  • Eating: Reese peanut butter cups

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  • Interests: Drawing, Music
  • Favourite movie: Princess Mononoke
  • Favourite band or musician: Daft Punk
  • Favourite genre of music: Techno
  • Favourite style of art: Hand drawn
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano 8G
  • Favourite game: Persona 4, The World Ends with You
  • Favourite gaming platform: RPG
  • Favourite cartoon character: Teddie, From Presona 4
  • Personal Quote: Winter is cheaper and much more fun with others
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil

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Hey, I'm Dan. I do like to draw in my spare time, and in boring classes. I'm trying to work on drawing people because i stil don't have the knack for it yet. After some practice, I will perfect it though.

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:iconanime-gurl124:
Thanks for adding me on the watch list =D

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MITSUKI-CHAN
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no problem, I wanted to see your stuff, plus i can stalk you easier here XD

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Winter is AWESOME!!
~You get to hang out with friends and family...
~Having a hot chocolate, coffee or whatever hot beverage you like
~Looking at falling snow...
:iconanime-gurl124:
oh jee thanks, I'm being stalked on two places now lol XD

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MITSUKI-CHAN
:iconsir-jude:
XD Don't worry, i just want to see your pictures that's all

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Winter is AWESOME!!
~You get to hang out with friends and family...
~Having a hot chocolate, coffee or whatever hot beverage you like
~Looking at falling snow...
:iconanime-gurl124:
Uh huh sure, stalker lol

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MITSUKI-CHAN
:iconkalkie:
Thanks for the fave :D

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2 Times One Half=my comic.
And other comics
:iconsir-jude:
no problem, It does look really good.

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Winter is AWESOME!!
~You get to hang out with friends and family...
~Having a hot chocolate, coffee or whatever hot beverage you like
~Looking at falling snow...
:iconbipolarperfect:
Hey Dan :) Tis me, Dayna! :)

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You don't know me darling.
:iconsir-jude:
hey dayna, hows it going?

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Winter is AWESOME!!
~You get to hang out with friends and family...
~Having a hot chocolate, coffee or whatever hot beverage you like
~Looking at falling snow...
:iconbipolarperfect:
It's goin'.. woot woot. :)

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You don't know me darling.

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